The whole idea for this is stupid.
There is a huge difference between having a Linux meetup and a mini hacking convention. We're having a meetup about Linux and our aim is to help out the new users first.
Second, when you're stating "hack each other's laptop," you're not clearly defining the objective. What do you want us to do, gain root? Penetrate a firewall? Crash the machine? Create a hidden account with administrative privileges? Format it? DDoS?
Third, I don't even *have* a laptop as yet.
Fourth, this could take a while, what with xaitax being security conscious and me preferring to take my time on things. I don't rush in with guns blazing; I prefer to use stealthy techniques and I carefully formulate what I have to do.
Fifth, this goes against my hacker ethics. You don't just tell a hacker to "HEY HACK THIS MACHINE AND THAT ONE NEXT" or trick him into doing so by means of a challenge. Hackers don't take over as many systems as they can, and they're not out there to prove themselves.
At least, I'm not out here to prove my skills to some people who would not fully appreciate what I do. If there was something up at DEFCON or another hacker convention, then I'd most likely be up for it because I'd be surrounded by people far greater than I am who would understand everything I do, appreciate it, and put me in the right direction, and the person or team I'm up against would prove to be a real challenge, and the most important point is that I end up learning something.
What do I have to gain over here?
A congratulatory pat on the back, and a sachet of Nescafe My Cup.
I'm sorry, but I decline this 'challenge.' because it really isn't one at all. No offense to xaitax, I'm fairly certain that he's very capable at what he does, but I'm sure he'll agree on the standpoint that 'hacking' other computers for the sake of it is not a worthy pursuit at all.
Let's just pretend I said something amusing here and you consider me awesome for the rest of your life.
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